How to Admit You’re a Racist Loser

(As read about on Angry Asian Man)

File this under “Bad Ideas,” cross-referenced under “Waste of Atoms” and “WTF?”

Put down the Asian p0rn and stop playing with yourselves now, icky Asian-fetishist pod boys! “How to Date an Asian Woman,” a 75-page e-book, is making waves among gullible, nasty, racist white dudes with Yellow Fever, in a greasy, fungi-encrusted, pizza-smeared apartment near you!

Inside the book, the secrets to admitting you’re a racist ass, succumbing to the illusion that you’re god’s gift to the Eastern hemisphere, and fully realizing yourself as a sad, pathetic little perverted man-child.

All Asian women same, all Asian women wish degenerate, racist white fool come sweep us off feet! *demure giggle*

Check this B.S. out:

How to Date an Asian Woman teaches you how to stop blundering and become the every day hero of these exotic enchantresses. It not only reveals where your Asian lover is coming from geographically a, but it also where “she is coming from” psychologically, emotionally and rationally before she considers dating a white male.

As a man who loves Asian women you know that they sexually supreme beings who are just as fierce and erotic as the characters you see on the silver screen and the comic book. You are dying to ask her out, but you worship her so much, that you simply are stuck in a kind of paralyzed servitude. How do you let her know how devoted you would be to you if you could only get the opportunity to lavish her with respect and affection?

Everything you need to know about what makes Asian women tick is compiled here in one concise, easy-to read ebook so that you never get a blank, frosty or contemptuous look from an Asian woman again!

But that’s not all. This is an ebook that understands just how lonely you feel without an Asian partner. Sufferers of so-called “yellow fever” often feel like racists, dirty old men or like outsiders in an American culture. Sometimes there are no words to explain why they feel this irresistible pull to be with women who are Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Malaysian, Cambodian or Thai. This author understands your need to belong to something magnificent, infinitely arousing and spiritually true which is your need for an inter-racial bond.

This book also teaches you the secrets of coming onto her without appearing like a player or a racist …

… And we don’t stop there! To further understand the many faces of the Asian woman that tantalizes and teases you in your dreams. These Ten Erotic Asian Types include:

1. The Book Worm
2. The Glamour Girl
3. The Ice Princess
4. The Geisha Girl
5. The Muse
6. The Little Orphan Girl
7. The Nurturer
8. The School Girl
9. The Super Happy Sex Kitty
10. The Warrior

Of course some of you might be happy enough to entertain these erotic types in the realm of your imagination only, which is a tragedy because almost every every-day Asian women boasts at least two of these ten erotic facets. It’s your loss!

Ladies Exotic enchantresses, come on now, let’s all just admit that we “boast at least two of these ten erotic facets” to make it easier on these fine young gentlemen. Right? Suuuure thing. Come make us swoon, Mr. Delusional Yellow Fever Man!

Get your hearty chuckle for the day by reading the testimonials from so-called readers at the bottom of the page. Then go scrub your eyes with lye. Lather. Rinse.

OK, sure. Repeat.